Usually this sort if design unsettles or creeps me out, but there’s something about these that seen so… I don’t know. Benevolent, I suppose. Like the face of the Moon in the night sky. It makes me want to call upon them to protect me and mine.
so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”
there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.
if you don’t reblog this you’re straight
I legally can’t scroll past this post
frick
Whelp
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m too gay for that
H e l l o
Couldn’t stop or I’d be lying to myself
so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering
Parent: why do you never come to me for help
(two days later)
Me: I need help with something
Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-
Me: never mind
And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.
Bonus round of You Can Tell Me Anything (But If I Don’t Like It You’re In Big Trouble Even If You’re Asking For Help)
I’m Always Here For You! (Until You Upset Me In Any Way)™.
I’m lucky to have such a well behaved kid! (Until you make one tiny slip up and I yell at you for being dysfunctional)™
i’ll help you if you ask (unless its something that i consider easy in which case i’ll make you feel bad and think youre a dumbass for not knowing it even though its something i never taught you)
You’re doing great and you’re very good I’m glad you’re helping me out ( until you drop something or bring me the wrong thing, then you’re a clumsy useless child and can’t do anything well)
Also I’ll give you the option to decide to either come with me/help me with something or not and I’ll do it alone ( but if you’ll say no I’ll make you feel really bad and say that you don’t want to spend time with me)
You’re a very competent child (but I make all major decisions and appointments without you around and when you get older and don’t know how to do things or what to do with your life I will get angry because “you’re smarter than this” and “I can’t help you if you don’t try”)
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig
Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.
I’ll allow it.
I have but two words:
Are those a weapon or piece of armor?
Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like
Perfection.
I ride into battle on one of these
Animal Companions
Fresh combat
Monks have to use these
Wizard’s Spell book
Warlock Patrons
Archfey
Fiend
Celestial
Great Old One
The undying
THE B A R D
It got better since I last saw it
I just want to crawl in bed with someone I care about and have my heart feel at home again and watch movies and talk about random stuff for hours
minecraft
